CHEESIES VS CHIPS VS POPCORN

First world problem for sure but when it’s time to snack or even bring snacks to a party what’s your go to? And I don’t want to hear about your healthy choices. Brava for you for eating celery in place of a chip but everyone has a weak spot for either cheesies, chips or popcorn. If you actually dislike all three of these then I say good for you…weirdo.

To be honest with you I’m not a huge fan of popcorn, I will eat it of course but it’s not my go to snack. Chips on the other hand…well…I have never met a chip that I wouldn’t walk over my own mother for. I also love cheesies but what are they really? Are cheesies a category all to themselves? A chip? I think it’s safe to say that they make a better fire source than a food source but they are pretty good. The greatest downfall to a cheesie is that you can’t hide the fact that you are eating them from anyone. I often sneak my chips in during the day before my wife comes home but I can’t do that with cheesies. They leave your hands covered in paste that’s died with orange number 12 and they stain your hands for at least an hour. I mean I can sneak them in if need be but I have to plan it a little better than I would sneaking some sour cream and onion Ruffles.

And who out there remembers the Onion Ring chips? They were of the same texture as cheesies but they were round rings, white in colour with green onion flecks on them and had a sour cream and onion flavour to them. I don’t see them around anymore but that’s probably a good thing.

If I don’t want to eat chips, or cheesies for that matter, I need to keep them out of the house. I mean if we bought a bag of chips because someone famous was going to come visit our house the next day and their only request was a bag of chips, I would eat them the night before they arrive. Our pantry will actually hum with a slight vibration when chips are resting in there. They call to me. I can’t help it. My chip binge eating tendencies are all the chips fault.